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21 Things About Me

I've always wanted to be interviewed by Us Weekly, but, strangely, they haven't asked. So, if you want something done, you do it yourself.

21 Things You Don't Know About Me: Brooke Arnold Edition

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1. I'm a Pisces Sun, Aries Moon. I have absolutely no clue what means, but I'm sure it's really important and totally accurate.

2. I am originally from Texas: the land of George W. Bush, Jessica Simpson, and lethal injections.

3. Speaking of George W. Bush, I was his model for this painting...

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4. I've never been an alcoholic, a drug addict, an anorexic, a bulimic, or on time. But they're all on my list of goals for this year.

5. I believe that sloths really exist, y'all. I've seen one.

6. I often add things to my to-do list right after doing them so I feel like I've accomplished something that day. Most commonly, it's "Eat potato chips."

7. Taylor Swift is my spirit animal.

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8. I count Funyuns as a vegetable and Cheetos as dairy.

9. I shot Janet Reno to just watch her die.

10. I perform in comedy shows all over New York City. You can click http://brookearnold.com/live/ for info about upcoming shows!

11. I dreamed a dream of time gone by when hope was high and life worth living.

12. I dreamed that love would never die.

13. I got mugged in NYC by a guy carrying a butter knife.

14. My desert island items would be the complete series of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, a copy of Bleak House, and my Hitachi Magic Wand.

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15. I haven't brushed my hair in over three years.

16. My best friend is a lion named Percival. I'm trying to convince him to do a Guest Blog.

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17. I was the inspiration for a character in a medieval adventure novel. The character was a lesbian nun. I never read the book ... because I wanted to continue imagining it like this...

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18. I was arrested for swimming in a pool of an apartment complex because I didn't live in the apartments.
 
19. My cellmate after the aforementioned event was a stripper who offered me Xanax she'd smuggled into jail in her pillowcase.
 
20. The x-rated X-Files fan fiction I wrote when I was 14 is still on the internet. You're welcome!
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21. I have a YouTube channel that features videos of me - and will feature my soon-to-be-released webseries about trying to become a stand-up comedian in New York: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCs9XvXzqGAIRWwC95uEHQKg
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